Up on the Rooftop

Up on the rooftop Seamus paws,

On goes St. Mitt to his own applause,

Down through the years with lots of ploy,

All for the Presidency

Boy O Boy.

Chorus:

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Who’ll ever know!

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Who’ll ever know!

Up on the rooftop

Click, click, click

Down through the years with

Good Saint Mitt.

First Bain Capital, what a trip:

Fills dear Mittens’ money clip;

Off shore deposits, Cayman and Swiss,

Export jobs, he just can’t miss.

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Next the governor, what a ride:

Socialized Medicine done with pride;

Now Mitt’s denying it can work for all,

Its clone Obamacare he’ll recall.

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Good St. Mitt’s an L. D. Saint

But true to church he really ain’t,

Gambling’s not good Mormon fun,  

Mitt takes dough from Adelson.

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Good St. Mitt is a slippery guy

One who easily tells a lie;

Then goes on to deny and deny,

Enough to make pooch Seamus cry.

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