Donald Trump Song

(to be sung to “Old Macdonald had a Farm”)





Donald Trump is on a stump

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And on his stump he’s got a bump

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With a rating here and a rating there

Here a stat; there a stat

Everywhere a stat, stat

Donald Trump is on a stump

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Donald Trump the big tycoon

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Is now a GOP big buffoon

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He’s a birther here, a birther there

Here a birther, there a birther

Everywhere a birther, birther

Donald Trump the big buffoon

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The falsehood Trump must keep alive

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From where does the President’s birth derive

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With a trump up here, and a trump up there

Here a trump up, there a trump up

Everywhere a trump up

It’s the only way Trumpster will survive

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Questioning Obama’s birth

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Shows just how much Trump’s thoughts are worth

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With a small thought here and a small thought there

Here a lie, there a lie

Everywhere a lie, lie

Donald Trump is just a chump

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Now Trump’s “truth” shows great fatigue

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He wants Obama out of the Ivy League

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With a “why Columbia?” here and a “Why Harvard?” there

Here a degree, there a degree

Magna cum laude at Harvard Law? Gee!

Trump makes shit up but that’s his creed

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Right now Trump’s in second place

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This is the fact we all must face

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With a billion here and a billion there

Here some bucks, there some bucks

Everywhere some big bucks

Trump could win the Republican race

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The only way to stop Trump cold

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Romney shows he’s bright and bold

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With a trump Trump here and a trump Trump there

Here a trump, there a trump

Everywhere a trump Trump

Romney forces Trump to fold

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Alas, the Mormon’s tongue got loose:

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He says Obama should wear a noose

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With a cinch knot here, and a lynch knot there

Here a cinch, there a lynch

Everywhere a cinch lynch

Romney really cooked his own goose

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